Total Medals Earned: 436 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,265 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 20/22 (130/140 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/240 points)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/320 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Get gold medals in all castles.
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Play the game many times in one session.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Went on your first date.
Got stood up. FeelsBadMan.
You got fished by a cat!
Slapped a dinosaur.
Chimp stole your money!
Met your stalker.
Made a witch angry!
Taught an alien to love.
Been on 100 dates.
Finished a date with one move.
Learned all the dating moves.
Swiped left 1000 times.
Swiped right 1000 times.
Had 1000 successful dates!
Successfully dated your first soul fish!
In the arms of your Soul Whale.
